Just before the rain |
Gruesome weather seems to have become the norm on a Thursday
night, once again this was no exception. Pre-race banter was at a high this
week as people fought for shelter under trees. In fairness it was only light
rain till the first rider was due to start, then it chucked it down. We held
the start up for 20 minutes waiting for Clive Chappe who had said he was riding,
but never materialised.
Clive Newey led the proceedings, steam pouring from his
rear tyre as he pulled away, this gave young Matt a dry line when he started.
The tail wind in the village gave the impression we would have a flyer from the
first turn to the roundabout. Funny how these things never pan out. Headwind
for the rest of the course was what the doctor ordered.
Back on the road to recovery Turbo Will lit it up for the 3
laps, upsetting Clive as he passed him up the big climb doing about 25 miles an
hour difference in speed. Judging by the lap times the pacing was good but he
did look a little disappointed with his result.
Mr Consistent on the evening
was “el Destroyer”. He did say afterwards he felt he could go faster, but there
was a gravitational thing slowing him down, similar to the moon going around
the earth. At the time he couldn’t quite get a handle on it. He did say it started
about the same time as he passed “The Missile” which was about lap 2.
On the other hand The Missile had his fastest lap on lap 2
about the same time as this strange gravitational pull befell Graham. Several
marshals said Graham kept slowing down at their marshalling points which
allowed The Missile to re bridge the gap
and persuade Graham to go a little faster as I was in sight. I was
wet and cold, but not going too bad up the climbs, a whole 2 seconds faster
than the vintage tankard time from last year.
Young Matty was next home. What happened lap 2? Did you go
to sleep, as you were back on the money for the third lap. I suspect you were
taken out of your comfort zone being an extra 9 miles compared to what you’re
used to.
I thought James would shine here, having a few hills, so was
very surprised to pass him on his own territory. I think we have to reassess
your position on your bike, as I know you can go a lot faster.
The inclement weather, lack of riding, one of the hardest
Ross courses may have been a little too much for “The Animal”. With back pain
and feeling cold he jacked at the end of the 2 lap.
Thanks this week go to Paul Fallon for pushing off, Bill
Reay turn 1, Mary Munchkin Middleton turn 2 and Paul Fallon turn 3. Julie timed
with the help of Mark “Downhill” Carter spotting.
Rider of the night this week is Turbo Will for almost a
minute off his last attack of the course.
New award this week only is Drafter of the night. This goes
to The Missile for his gravitational effects on Graham.
Next week is the Road bike 10. This levels the playing field as no one will
be using any aero kit. It will show who’s fast fast..
This means
No Aero helmets
No Aero Frames
No Aero wheels
No Aero handlebars/Tri bars
No shaven eyebrows or bald heads. If bald please wear a toupee.
You may shave your legs this year
Help wanted
With 2 opens being run next month, myself and Will will need
help/volunteers, and maybe the odd cake (normal cakes also welcome). Please get
in contact if you can help out, we need your support. If you’re planning to
enter, get your entries in, not long now.
Slander! Shame on your Mr. Stephens!
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